Imagine if you had the power to read people’s minds, like nobody knew.. you could just do it. and every time you walked past someone you could hear what they were thinking about you in that moment and you could read your crushes mind and know what he really thought of you I mean seriously I would cut off my left nut to have that power even though I have no nut so I’d cut off my brothers left nut
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
occupation: third wheel (note: can act equally as effective as fifth wheel)
